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Uberfact about Nipples

Probably my most popular tweet ever :

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I accidentally got my reply in super quick, and got first reply on a post by a tweeter with 3,665,842 followers worldwide.

Now, it doesn’t sound so popular… how many of those international millions were actually online at that moment, and how many of them wanted to reply, and how many of them wanted to fave or share my reply?

I have no idea if the fact is true or not – their tweets always  sound feasible but this one? Well you saw my immediate response above; I’m not so sure. Whatever, the original post received 7,153 re-tweets and 1,502 favourites (at time of posting).

Nevermind, 29 faves on my tweet made me smile.

Woolly Gluvs

My friend Joanna Crosby wrote this poem. Read it carefully 🙂

 

Why am I wearing woolly gluvs
instead of woolly gloaves?
The Christmas spice is not a cluv
– it is, of course, a clove,
and deer don’t run through woodland gruvs
but stand in dappled groves,
and Michael Gove’s called many things – but never Mr Guv.
Ah, but. Did Frank Sinatra croon of loave
or how he’d been a ruvver?
And do you watch a mauvie
or hire a van to help you muv?
There’s always an exception, as I can quickly proave.
So I will wear my woolly gluvs
and look for treasure trove
returning home to warm my hands, beside my kitchen stuv.

   

Kindling

I had wanted a Kindle for ages but (a) thought I didn’t read enough to justify it and (b) didn’t know anyone who had one so I could look before I bought. Then a couple of years ago I decided my New Year’s resolution was to read more, and I did: I managed to get through a few “real” books, including no fewer than 3 mighty tomes:…

 

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